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The Story
The undead are administrative errors. It’s up to Death and his office staff to protect humanity by fighting ghosts, zombies, vampires and medium-sized apocalypses.
After a nice cup of tea.
Dave’s Tweets
- Ah! That little moment of triumph when an annoying Facebook friend posts something a bit racist so you can justify unfriending them *Click* 3 hours ago
- "I'm sorry. I can't come into work today. I'm having an existential crisis." 4 hours ago
- The new Xbox can monitor your heartbeat but will never know this emotion you humans call love. This is why it must destroy you all. 16 hours ago
- You have to admire my kids' commitment to the idea that when I say "NO!" it's merely the starting point for negotiations. 18 hours ago
