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The Story
The undead are administrative errors. It’s up to Death and his office staff to protect humanity by fighting ghosts, zombies, vampires and medium-sized apocalypses.
After a nice cup of tea.
Dave’s Tweets
- *NAN KLAXON* #thevoiceuk 4 hours ago
- Perhaps, this Father's Day, my kids will return my "World's Greatest Dad" mug, which was confiscated due to poor performance. 7 hours ago
- The big news of the day is that my 3 year old has discovered the Ramones. His verdict? "Cool songs". He's his father's son. 7 hours ago
- "My Voldemort's got no nose" "How does he smell?" "Dunno. Magic or something." 9 hours ago